I can’t believe I am saying this but my Mum was right. She always told me not to pluck my eyebrows because they would never grow back. I laughed at her because I was full of youthful ignorance and because she was my Mum. But I went to have my eyebrows done by the premiere expert of eyebrows in London (she also does Madonna’s eyebrows I have shared tweezers with Madonna, we are practically blood sisters) Anyway she said I had over plucked my eyebrows, I don’t want to get too technical on you but they are too far apart, I have over plucked at the centre, a school boy error, I look a little bit like I’ve got developmental difficulties, especially in photos. And when I ask her if they would grow back she said maybe with a look of pity in her eyes, it broke my heart. I always thought I had fantastic eyebrows, turns out the are too thin, too short and too far apart. I was devastated.
So I bought some eyebrows re-growth formula and measured the gap between my eyebrows and generously applied the cream between my eyebrows for 3 months and no difference. I have ruined my eyebrows forever. There mum you were right. I said it.
However you were wrong about the following things:
Nicole and Me did not give you grey hairs; I have plenty of those and no children.
If I go out with my hair wet I will not catch a cold, I have done it many a time and never caught a cold as a result. I often have an ice cream headache though I'm sure it's not related.
Wearing damp clothes will not give me arthritis. I think most experts agree the cause of arthritis may have more to do with genetics.
And lastly Carob does not taste exactly the same as chocolate. I don’t even think I need to explain this.
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Also I am not going to say why I have been away so long, I was sick and then came Christmas and new years and then I got sick again and also wedding stuff and here we are. Let’s try to move forward without judgement.
