5 things about this week

1. Weather has turned to shit.

2. Had a box at the royal albert hall on tuesday to see Joan Armatrading but I was not a fan so I left early. Plus you couldn't throw a stick without hitting a Lesbian. And the snacks were crap

3. Made an offer on a flat, it was rejected. Stink bums.

4. Eurovision song contest is on Saturday for four hours with no ad breaks, Yipee. I will have to go to the toilet when Spain is on, they are always shit. Austria are also not so good but I watch them because I'm not sure anyone else will.

5. Am just about to ring my Mum for chat, if the weather is good in Auckland I will be livid.

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Jon N's Birthday

Am tired today so not many words but hopefully the pictures will distract you.

What did we do for Jon’s birthday? we sat in the sun and drunk beer and Pimms. But I had too much Pimms and lemonade and then had a funny tummy that night and couldn’t sleep. And than Dad rang me but I was too sick to talk. And then I had a a vomit and my stomach is still not well, but getting better thanks for asking.

Lots of Boys in the sun. (And georgia)

Georgia, Em and Jaime

Me and Jamie being silly.

Also interviewed Emma Bunton yesterday, she was so sweet and am interviewing Mel C on Friday, it's a spice girl week, watch out Posh I am coming for you!

Jamie's trip to Japan

So Jamie went to Japan and here are the highlights of his photos.

A Japanese toilet with many different controls.

This is not a sex toy it is a snack food!

And finally when you get drunk on your way home you do not have a kebab or a Big Mac you have this. Jamie said it was sweet and a bit yucky.

Our first bbq

Below are a few pictures of our first bbq on our deck, In April, In Easter. We are truly blessed with the weather. Or dammed with Global warming depending on which way you look at it.

The boys playing football, they were very excited to play and very excited to tell us exactly what happened in the game. We were not so excited to hear about it.

The girls relaxing on the deck.

you will notice..

That my blog has changed! yes it looks like Barbie has spewed up all over the internet. Long may it last.

injured agin

I have tendonitis again! It means my ankle has turned into a cankle (a cankle is when your ankles are so fat they run up and meet your calf) and I can’t really walk. I need a wheel chair, a motorised one, like Stephen Hawkin. Except pimped out with some alloys.

We are having hamburgers for dinner tonight. With marks and Spencer’s hamburger mayonnaise, it like McDonalds big Mac dressing but better.

I also can’t run at the gym so now my weight loss plan has been put on the back burner again! The mayonnaise probably isn’t helping either.

The life plan begins to take hold

So a quick addition of ‘THE LIFE PLAN’ means that in approximately 18 months, after The wedding and a bit of newly wed time, Jamie and I will be trying to pro-create. (calm down pat and johann, it’s not set in stone yet)

Anyway so this effectively gives me 12 months of good times, e.g. getting a bit drunk having a laugh and not worrying about getting home in time for the babysitter. So oh my god 12 months and then I am forever tied to the shackles of children.

In celebration and commiseration of this, the next 12 months will be wild times, I am telling you now. So as I am starting as I mean to go on here are a couple of photos of the our girls night last Friday, where we danced to classic tunes and, well I can’t remember what else happened.

Seriously I can’t, don’t ask me, even looking at the photos doesn't even jog my memory. Here are the photos, love me, love me drunk I say.

Night Fever, Andrea style, with Zoe also making some shapes on the dance floor.

This is probably where the trouble started, two drinks in my hands both of which I am sure went down my throat.
Everyone posing, me obviously not, and smiling.

ps. I can remember one thing, I lost my shoe and retrieved it by crawling underneath the stage. Good times.
xxxxx