Thank you

Oh I forgot, thank you to everyone for the emails/texts/facebook messages. I appreciate all your positive thoughts and love xxxx

No news

No baby yet, no to get too technical but my cervix isn't anywhere near ready, so it looks like I will be induced on Thursday which is not ideal and a bit scary but there's not really much I can do about it, the body just needs a bit of encouragement to get things going.

And yes before you post lots of suggestions I have tried every single old wives tale and new age therapy, it's costing me a small fortune, but nothing has changed still no baby. And also everyone says, rest now while you can, sleep now while you can, you won't sleep for the next hundred years! hahahaha!, i feel like saying fuck off I want my baby not extra sleep you morons.

I have now been pregnant for over 10 months! It's a fucken age and i am now so heavy I can't walk or sleep or sit or anything and I am very very frustrated as you can probably tell my the tone of this post.

By the weekend the baby will be here, about fucken time. I feel a bit sorry for the baby because it is in the right position and trying to get out buy my cervix is just not playing ball.

Everyone is like when you have a happy healthy baby you will forget about all the waiting and the discomfort, yeah I am pretty sure I won't, I am pretty sure I will remember being this fat and frustrated FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE.

The only upside is that with all my complaining I have realised that I really do have the most supportive nicest husband in the entire world. Throughout all my bitching and complaining he has also been positive and rubbed my back and fetched me water and been lovely. And never once said how he is frustrated of waiting for the baby, which I am sure he is! Plus I am making him sleep in the spare room and he keeps the door open so he can hear me at night in case I make any suspicious noises. I always knew he was a keeper.

So by the weekend pictures of the baby on the blog. On the upside with all the waiting we have decided on our names. One thing off the list.

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What's happening?

I tell you, sweet F all. The baby is tucked up safe inside and showing me no signs that it wants to makes an appearance, meanwhile I am getting fattier and grumpier by the day.

Don't tell Jamie

Also bought myself a post-baby present, some new jeans that are wait for it a 29 inch waist. I might be a bit optimistic but it gives me something to aim for. But don't tell Jamie he'll get mad

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False start

On Monday night i woke up and was convinced i was going into labour, contraction pain and everything and I woke Jamie up and told him and he went back to sleep but I was to excited so I watched TV and thought oh my baby will be here soon and then the next morning Jamie wanted to stay at home with you and I was said it might take a while so you to go work, so he went to work and started handing over all his work to his staff while I stayed at home and tidied the babies room and started nesting and then it all stopped. Oh the shame. Total false alarm I was livid. And embarrassed Jamie had told everyone at work that I was going into labour, so now I look like a big fat liar.


And then as if to rub salt in the wounds the baby kicked me loads to show me who was boss.

Anyway am trying all natural methods this week like curries, raspberry tea and yes even sex not sure how this is going to be achieved maybe with lots of pillows, anyway I am ready to be a Mum and totally ready to stop being pregnant.

Stay tuned xxxx

p.s. doesn't it seem like I have been pregnant for ages? like forever.

Almost there

Only two weeks until my due date but babies never come on due date so could be from now until 5th of may. Because I am the size of a small whale I would like the baby to come sooner rather than later. I keep on having dreams that I am going into labour and then waking up all disappointed. Also Jamie has decided that he doesn't like any of our names so we are back to square one.

I have stopped work so am spending lots of time relaxing, actually that is a bit of a lie I have been writing a whole lot of complaint letters and having lunch with friends.

I am a massive slow moving creature
Big belly, I would like to say the angle of the photo makes my belly look bigger but that would be a lie. But also see I have no stretch marks and still have an innie belly button. So it's not all bad.

Big feet with no ankles

Also have noticed with all these photos taken of pregnant me that i still have a major eyebrow problem , in photos I look like i have no eyebrows, Elizabeth the 1st style. And it's under all lighting conditions so I can't even blame the flash.

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Here's an interesting conversation

Yesterday Jamie said to me
'Don't get me an Easter egg'
I said 'Okay, why'
He said 'Because we have got each other lots of presents recently' In reality he bought me a card for Valentines day and a bathrobe for our anniversary, hardly a showering of gifts, not that I am being ungrateful but I'm just saying.
I said 'Okay but still get me some chocolate.'
He said 'No'
I said 'Pardon me?'
He said 'No' and he wasn't even trying to wind me up he was being serious... SERIOUS!