Ignore how fat I look, once I have this baby thing sorted out losing weight is next on the list.
Monday, 14 June 2010
Thursday, 6 May 2010
Look
No baby but new trendy blog background, with an owl, toot to woo. Right am off now to get ready for the hospital tomorrow, i need to straigthen my hair, convince jamie to paint my toenails (unlikely) and pack my bronzer for after baby photos.
Also don't expect to see any pictures of me immediately post-birth, i will be doing some serious styling before I let Jamie anywhere near me with a camera. Also there will be none of those pictures people put on facebook with their babies pressed up aganist there naked torsos, they kind of gross me out. Yes I know it is natural and all that but also a tiny bit icky. Plus my boobs are huge so it's entirely possibly that any picture of me the littlest bit naked would have some unintentional nipple on display and no one wants that.
Also am taking a video camera so we can take video of the baby, I might be able to work out how to upload it onto here but it is doubtful.
xxx
Also don't expect to see any pictures of me immediately post-birth, i will be doing some serious styling before I let Jamie anywhere near me with a camera. Also there will be none of those pictures people put on facebook with their babies pressed up aganist there naked torsos, they kind of gross me out. Yes I know it is natural and all that but also a tiny bit icky. Plus my boobs are huge so it's entirely possibly that any picture of me the littlest bit naked would have some unintentional nipple on display and no one wants that.
Also am taking a video camera so we can take video of the baby, I might be able to work out how to upload it onto here but it is doubtful.
xxx
Tuesday, 4 May 2010
Thank you
Oh I forgot, thank you to everyone for the emails/texts/facebook messages. I appreciate all your positive thoughts and love xxxx
No news
No baby yet, no to get too technical but my cervix isn't anywhere near ready, so it looks like I will be induced on Thursday which is not ideal and a bit scary but there's not really much I can do about it, the body just needs a bit of encouragement to get things going.
And yes before you post lots of suggestions I have tried every single old wives tale and new age therapy, it's costing me a small fortune, but nothing has changed still no baby. And also everyone says, rest now while you can, sleep now while you can, you won't sleep for the next hundred years! hahahaha!, i feel like saying fuck off I want my baby not extra sleep you morons.
I have now been pregnant for over 10 months! It's a fucken age and i am now so heavy I can't walk or sleep or sit or anything and I am very very frustrated as you can probably tell my the tone of this post.
By the weekend the baby will be here, about fucken time. I feel a bit sorry for the baby because it is in the right position and trying to get out buy my cervix is just not playing ball.
Everyone is like when you have a happy healthy baby you will forget about all the waiting and the discomfort, yeah I am pretty sure I won't, I am pretty sure I will remember being this fat and frustrated FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE.
The only upside is that with all my complaining I have realised that I really do have the most supportive nicest husband in the entire world. Throughout all my bitching and complaining he has also been positive and rubbed my back and fetched me water and been lovely. And never once said how he is frustrated of waiting for the baby, which I am sure he is! Plus I am making him sleep in the spare room and he keeps the door open so he can hear me at night in case I make any suspicious noises. I always knew he was a keeper.
So by the weekend pictures of the baby on the blog. On the upside with all the waiting we have decided on our names. One thing off the list.
xxxx
And yes before you post lots of suggestions I have tried every single old wives tale and new age therapy, it's costing me a small fortune, but nothing has changed still no baby. And also everyone says, rest now while you can, sleep now while you can, you won't sleep for the next hundred years! hahahaha!, i feel like saying fuck off I want my baby not extra sleep you morons.
I have now been pregnant for over 10 months! It's a fucken age and i am now so heavy I can't walk or sleep or sit or anything and I am very very frustrated as you can probably tell my the tone of this post.
By the weekend the baby will be here, about fucken time. I feel a bit sorry for the baby because it is in the right position and trying to get out buy my cervix is just not playing ball.
Everyone is like when you have a happy healthy baby you will forget about all the waiting and the discomfort, yeah I am pretty sure I won't, I am pretty sure I will remember being this fat and frustrated FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE.
The only upside is that with all my complaining I have realised that I really do have the most supportive nicest husband in the entire world. Throughout all my bitching and complaining he has also been positive and rubbed my back and fetched me water and been lovely. And never once said how he is frustrated of waiting for the baby, which I am sure he is! Plus I am making him sleep in the spare room and he keeps the door open so he can hear me at night in case I make any suspicious noises. I always knew he was a keeper.
So by the weekend pictures of the baby on the blog. On the upside with all the waiting we have decided on our names. One thing off the list.
xxxx
Tuesday, 27 April 2010
What's happening?
I tell you, sweet F all. The baby is tucked up safe inside and showing me no signs that it wants to makes an appearance, meanwhile I am getting fattier and grumpier by the day.
Friday, 16 April 2010
Don't tell Jamie
Also bought myself a post-baby present, some new jeans that are wait for it a 29 inch waist. I might be a bit optimistic but it gives me something to aim for. But don't tell Jamie he'll get mad
xxxx
xxxx
False start
On Monday night i woke up and was convinced i was going into labour, contraction pain and everything and I woke Jamie up and told him and he went back to sleep but I was to excited so I watched TV and thought oh my baby will be here soon and then the next morning Jamie wanted to stay at home with you and I was said it might take a while so you to go work, so he went to work and started handing over all his work to his staff while I stayed at home and tidied the babies room and started nesting and then it all stopped. Oh the shame. Total false alarm I was livid. And embarrassed Jamie had told everyone at work that I was going into labour, so now I look like a big fat liar.
And then as if to rub salt in the wounds the baby kicked me loads to show me who was boss.
p.s. doesn't it seem like I have been pregnant for ages? like forever.
And then as if to rub salt in the wounds the baby kicked me loads to show me who was boss.
Anyway am trying all natural methods this week like curries, raspberry tea and yes even sex not sure how this is going to be achieved maybe with lots of pillows, anyway I am ready to be a Mum and totally ready to stop being pregnant.
Stay tuned xxxx
p.s. doesn't it seem like I have been pregnant for ages? like forever.
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