covered in vomit

Jamie and Mackay got sick on the weekend, like vomit, dodgy pooes, sick, gross. I didn't get sick because I have super immunity, this means i don't get sick when other mortals do (my sister thinks she has it too, it might be a genetic thing, Jamie thinks I'm full of it) My stomach did get a bit queasy but no vomit. Awesome.

Anyway on sunday jamie did a massive vomit which I had to clean up, because instead of getting it into the bowl I had put in the bedroom he managed to get it in the bath, in the toilet, half in the bowl and on the floor. That was at 3:00.

Then at 8:30 at night Mackay woke up and vomited all over his bed and himself. He was really scared and so was i, but i didn't show it. You know you are a mum when you child is vomiting and instead of being disgusted you are hugging them trying to calm them down, while they vomit in your hair. So I had to clean up his vomit and did i mention i was feeling queasy? well cleaning up vomit did not help the situation.

Because i could smell vomit every way I turned I had plain boiled rice for dinner. Which was actually quite nice and then I thought if I have this for dinner for a week will i loose my baby weight? see we are talking about my weight again! boring.

And i slept on the floor of his bedroom because he had a vomit bug a while ago and i was talking to my sister and she said to me 'I always sleep in Louis' room when he has a vomiting bug because i am afraid he will choke on his vomit in his sleep' This had never occurred to me! until she said it, so now I am afraid Mackay will choke on his vomit in his sleep so I slept next to his cot. And man Mackay is a noisy sleeper, heavy breathing, moving around, sniffling that guy gets up to all kinds of high jinks in his cot. His floor is also on a slight angle downwards so my head was lower than my feet and I think I have compressed my spinal cord. The things you do for your kids, honestly.

xxxx