I maddness

so i got the contacts into my eye but couldn't get them out so i poked my eye and pinched my eyeball. I'll just give you a minute for this to gross you out. And then freaked out because I WAS PINCHING MY EYEBALL. And then just went to bed with the contact in and then woke up with it in and pushed my eyeball some more trying to get it out.
Then went to the optician who told me the contact was not in. It must have fallen out in the 2 hours I was poking and pinching my eyeball.
so now my eye is red.
what else can I say. Will contacts and I ever be friends or eternal enemies?

in other news wedding stuff is freaking me out and I am poor.
It's my birthday on Sunday. Pictures of party on the blog after all the fun has happened. xxxxxx

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Bad news could not get the contacts into my eye. I am a spas. I am going back on Friday for another lesson.

Also my birthday parcel arrived from dad today. Tim Tam’s galore.

blind as a bat

On Monday I had my eyes tested and the optician said I need to wear glasses or contact lenses every day. Like a geek. I am way too cool to wear glasses all the time.

I’m going to give you a few days for that to soak in.

And leave you with this final thought my mum sent me a postcard from China and it arrived today. With no stamp. I want you to ask yourself two questions how? and why?

cheer up NZ

All blacks lost, no words can convey.

Here’s something to cheer you up.

Jamie doing the running man while singing 'it’s getting hot in here' with Mike as the MC. Just imagine it in your mind and you will smile to yourself and possibly even laugh until you cry, like I did.

Let me help you along ‘It’s getting hot in here, so take off all your clothes.’

Whose baby is this?

No not mine but my big sister nicole is having a little baby. (see photographic evidence above) It is 6 cms long and has feet (again see above) it also has hands, a heart and a nasal passage. So good news all around.
I had a dream it was a boy but I really want a girl. Haven't asked Nikki what she wants. Jamie also thinks it is a boy.

So on April 14th approximately I will be an Aunite. Technically i am already an Auntie, just the auntie of a foetus. (Again see above)
xxxx

yet more slags out on the turps

Another month, another girls night.
This time we went to Guilty pleasures (http://www.guiltypleasures.co.uk) in camden and dressed up in Bugsy Malone style and with too many mojitos we made our mark in Camden.

You know when you are out and dancing and singing really loudly and having a good time and suddenly you look around and everyone is staring at you? Yeah that was us on Saturday. Except we where having such a good time I was staring at us thinking 'Who are those dicks?' and it was us and we loved it.

xxx

Muzza's new tank

Murray's last tank got all murky and gross so we splashed out and got him a brand new home. Which I carried home all the way on the bus (this is how much I love Murray) he loves it. He swims up and down the tank like a goldfish on crack.
He especially like looking at himself in the mirror, just like his mama. Below are pictures.

Murray, up close and personal. He is actually bigger than this in real life (not like Tom Cruise) and more handsome ( not like Tom Cruise)

Murray in his new tank, on the way to his favourite corner.

Bad news for drea

Oh my god!
I looked at my skin today under a camera microscope (that I am pretty sure the devil invented) that showed my skin close up and it was not good, not good at all.
I have permanent sun damage; close up my skin looks like the back of an old alcoholics hand after he has accidentally burnt himself after passing out drunk while trying to cook baked beans.
That’s how bad my skin is, it is bad.

I had good moisture content and elasciticiy. Though when facing down the barrel of looking like perma-orange Valentino, (see picture below) this is little consolation.

Valentino or me in five years time if I am not careful.

email

Jamie is in NY . Here are the emails I sent him.

From: Andrea
To: Jamie
Subject: no excuses

we have checked where you are staying and Lucy says it's prime shopping area so no excuse. xxxx

From: Jamie
To: Andrea
Subject: Re: no excuses

It might be but I got in waaaay too late yesterday, everything was shut by the time I got in to the city. I will do some tonight hopefully.How you doing?LoveJamie


From: Andrea
To: Jamie
Subject: RE: no excuses

I am good, thank you. i tried to sleep with your T-shirt last night because it smells like you but then it gave me a headache because your aftershave was too strong. Also Odette is coming to stay tonight and Wednesday night because she has a job interview tomorrow and can't stay with Amber because she has no toilet or shower. And am having dinner with ang and Chris onWednesday. also i ate way too much food last night and wasn't hungry this morning.

but she flies out on Thursday not sure if you will catch her.

umm am trying to find a male escort on the internet like hire a date but not for sex. I am having a few porn sites pop up. (this is for work not because i miss you. although I do miss you, but they charge £250 an hour,way out of my price range) It' s cold here it is hot there?

also Donna had a little baby girl called Sienna and I might get to meet Jose on the 9th of October.

Murray is good although he keeps on gulping at the top of the tank, I think i have feed him too much and that is why the water is murky, that's what the internet says. I think I will change it on the weekend. The internet also says they like something to hide under so they can sleep down there and rest out of the sun. maybe we should buy Murray a bridge or a pirate ship so he can make a little home.

also am seeing Lily Allen tonight. I am busy. How was your flight?xxxxxx