What's happening?

I tell you, sweet F all. The baby is tucked up safe inside and showing me no signs that it wants to makes an appearance, meanwhile I am getting fattier and grumpier by the day.

Don't tell Jamie

Also bought myself a post-baby present, some new jeans that are wait for it a 29 inch waist. I might be a bit optimistic but it gives me something to aim for. But don't tell Jamie he'll get mad

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False start

On Monday night i woke up and was convinced i was going into labour, contraction pain and everything and I woke Jamie up and told him and he went back to sleep but I was to excited so I watched TV and thought oh my baby will be here soon and then the next morning Jamie wanted to stay at home with you and I was said it might take a while so you to go work, so he went to work and started handing over all his work to his staff while I stayed at home and tidied the babies room and started nesting and then it all stopped. Oh the shame. Total false alarm I was livid. And embarrassed Jamie had told everyone at work that I was going into labour, so now I look like a big fat liar.


And then as if to rub salt in the wounds the baby kicked me loads to show me who was boss.

Anyway am trying all natural methods this week like curries, raspberry tea and yes even sex not sure how this is going to be achieved maybe with lots of pillows, anyway I am ready to be a Mum and totally ready to stop being pregnant.

Stay tuned xxxx

p.s. doesn't it seem like I have been pregnant for ages? like forever.

Almost there

Only two weeks until my due date but babies never come on due date so could be from now until 5th of may. Because I am the size of a small whale I would like the baby to come sooner rather than later. I keep on having dreams that I am going into labour and then waking up all disappointed. Also Jamie has decided that he doesn't like any of our names so we are back to square one.

I have stopped work so am spending lots of time relaxing, actually that is a bit of a lie I have been writing a whole lot of complaint letters and having lunch with friends.

I am a massive slow moving creature
Big belly, I would like to say the angle of the photo makes my belly look bigger but that would be a lie. But also see I have no stretch marks and still have an innie belly button. So it's not all bad.

Big feet with no ankles

Also have noticed with all these photos taken of pregnant me that i still have a major eyebrow problem , in photos I look like i have no eyebrows, Elizabeth the 1st style. And it's under all lighting conditions so I can't even blame the flash.

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