So after a hard week at work I need to unwind on a Friday night. What do I do?
I buy a bottle of wine from marks and spencer’s.
The criteria is it under £4.00? (hey I have a mortgage now) and does it have a screw top? (easy access) and then I buy it, take it home and drink it all by myself and roll into bed and fall into a deep sleep.
Last Friday I woke up in the middle of night and was thirsty and had wine breath so I got out of bed, walked down the hall, across the lounge, up the stairs into the kitchen and turned the light on, looked under the fridge, took a bottle of water back across the lounge down the hall and into my bedroom. Then I opened the bottle, had a drink, spilt some water down myself, put the lid back on and got into bed. Lay down and Jamie said to me ‘There is some water beside the bed.’ Bastard.
