There is a kebab shop up the road, which i pass at least once a day. Anyway they have pictures outside of the delicious food they serve, when I say delicious I really mean disgusting. Anyway for example chicken, chips and drink £4.50.
But the picture I most like is titled meat, rice and drink £3.00. Now call me fussy but I would like to know what type of meat I am buying before I hand over my money, even if it is only £3.00. Who buys a mystery meat for £3.00? Answer, a very drunk person.
