Sunday 10 July 2011

lazy, lazy me

I'm too lazy to write a blog update so i am taking the easy way out and posting a picture of Mac. People keep on stopping me in the street to say how beautiful and incredibly, incredibly good looking he is. Jamie gets all overwhelmed and flustered, i'm used to it so I just stroll on.

Anyway here is a picture of him i actually took this because he was having an allergic reaction to something he ate and i wanted the doctor to see it. So it's not zits on his cheek, just a rash.

Also I have no idea what colour his eyes are, I thought they were blue but now I don't know sometimes i think green or hazel. Anyway it says blue on his passport so officially they are blue, in reality though who knows.

That reminds me of a story about my austrian passport, i got it when i was 17 and when they said fill out your height, I kind of lied a little. Because i read somewhere that you need to be 172 centimetres to be a catwalk model and I am 169 and i thought I might grow a bit, soI  lied and officially I am 172 centimetres and now i can't change it because it' too embarrassing to admit that i lied about something as superficial as my height and that i thought i had the remotest chance of becoming a catwalk model. Also i don't speak any german so there is no way i could explain any kind of reason why I need to change the height on my passport. So I am a big fat passport liar and this skill i have passed on to my son. Excellent.