Friday 8 May 2009

NZ from ages ago bro

I didn’t put any pictures from my NZ trip up. I am sorry. Forgive me. Now I am unemployed I have far too much free time on my hands so I can time to put up some pictures which are now about 3 months old.

And it occurs to me while reviewing my trip through my photos that most of them are of little children that I hung out with in NZ. So no scenic shots sorry.

Also this are not in any particular order in fact they are in reverse order I think and therefore follow no chronological or even logical pattern Much like a David Lynch movie.

Me! I thought this photo was funny because it reminded me of your 5th form ball when your mum makes you stand in front of the curtains to get a nice picture. Anyway here I am on my way to Emily and Aaron’s wedding.
My nephew will point at anything and sometimes nothing. He sure does like to get his point on.

This is my mum sleeping on her sofa with the cat on her head. My mum likes to nap and the cats like to nap on her. The cat at the top is my favourite pebbles, the black one is Kahli (named after Kahula, make of that what you will) Kahil is a bit highly strung if you ask me, she’s no pebbles.


Sue, Dad and Louis in the chemist. I know I take really interesting pictures. But there wasn't a picture of Johann on here and I wanted to show you what he and Louis look like side by side. Sppoky, like twins.



The Wohlmuther girls and a child we kidnapped when we where out at lunch. Just kidding that's Louis looking like Johann, again! See picture above for reference.

Aunty Andrea and Louis. Look how tight I am holding him, we were in a pet store and I think he wanted to see and/or grab the fish.

Cheeky Isla

Beautiful Ava


Mudbrick on Waiheke Island, It was so beautiful on Waiheke that I cried on the Fullers tour bus.
Rain on my holiday, do I even need to explain how angry I was? Angry.
My sister’s placenta. Yes I know it is gross and she defrosted it on a dinner plate. One that they will eat off again. And the most shocking part was that Nikki and Jono didn’t even find it gross. I’m like It’s a placenta at least defrost it on some old plastic for god’s sake. They didn’t even raise an eyebrow. Parents are weird.


My heat rash! After one day in the country my body went into shock and I got a rash. This is what happens when you live in London too long your body becomes allergic to the sun.

Louis playing with his car on the glass, it makes a noise that he likes. Also he gave me a virus that made me vomit and come out the other end. Lucky I was only down for a day and me and my Mum were sick at the same time. So we planned to spend some quality time on Sunday together and we did! We layed on sofas and felt sorry for ourselves. And then in the midst of our vomit/queasiness/dio marathon I rang my sister and she said ‘I don’t know how you got sick because you need to come into contact with Louis faeces to get it’ And I said ‘I don’t really need to hear the word faeces at the moment in time' Also my sister, brother-in-law and stepmother all had it. My Dad thought he had it but he didn't. He just wanted to join in our gang.

Jamie and my nephew Cooper, who is very smiley and also just learning to walk and also not sticky.

Ida and Scott’s cute little boy Sol, who is a very easy child. Probably because he couldn’t move anywhere yet, that’s the way I like my children stationery and not sticky.