In the past month I have lost,
- my ipod still lost, I may have a hope of finding it as I can remember seeing it on a table or a surface of some kind.
- my keys, I loose these at least once a day
- my glasses, lost, permanently. I am buying a new pair tomorrow
- my security pass for work, I lose this every time I leave my desk to go the toilet, usually it's in my pocket.
- and finally my mind, the best example of this is the other day I came home from work and made myself a ham sandwhich, I got the ham, the lettuce, the bread and the mustard out and made a sandwhich. It wasn't until I was half-way through my second half of sandwhich, that I realised I had forgotten to put any ham in it. I had almost eaten the whole sandwhich without ham! I think I was distracted because the bread was so delicious. Anyway what ever the reason there was no ham. And when I told Jamie that story he said that the mustard was past it's due by date. I didn't even want to begin the conversation of how it knew it was off but left it in the fridge for me to eat, like a trap. So I had a rancid mustard and lettuce sandwhich for dinner but on the upside the bread and butter were delicious.
More brain dead adventures to follow
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