Argh we are leaving LA in a few hours to go back to cold, cold London it is about 2 degrees there at the moment. So something to look forward too. We had a fantastic time on our honeymoon and I am not looking forward to sharing my new husband with his job again. We saw some amazing things on our honey moon including:
A massive sea turtle eating off some rocks and about 3000 Americans taking photos of him. It was like the paparazzi stalking Britney spears.
An endangered monk seal hanging out on the beach and a white American woman who looked like a monk seal. I took a picture of the seal but Jamie wouldn’t let me take a picture of the women.
The waterfall from Fantasy island (without the midget yelling the plane!, the plane!)
A transsexual posing in her bikini in the lobby of our LA hotel, Jamie thinks she was a working girl because she has ‘that vibe’ I didn’t ask how he could recognise the vibe. I didn’t want to know.
Also the most amazing we saw a man add sugar to his water! Sugar to his water! I said it twice because it is so unbelievable. Water is water you can’t make it sweeter, it’s water. Got to love those Americans.
Full write up of wedding day and honeymoon to follow once I have returned home and can’t leave the house because it is too cold to breathe and my boogies will freeze if I leave the house.
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