Still sick

I am at home and still sick, sicker than I was yesterday, how is this possible? I thought if you rested you were meant to get better. Today I am worse. And the men are here fixing the wall so I am in the bedroom about to watch a DVD but first I am thinking of happier times like last Saturday night, when I wasn’t sick It was only 3 days ago, how quickly times changes.

Anyway we went out for delicious Chinese with Odette who is in town and then we went up the road to the pub where it seems every other kiwi from London was and there were a few Aussies thrown in just to annoy us.

Jamie and his two beatches after delicious entrees.

Odette and me in the Chinese restaurant where they undercharged us and I said we should leave the cash and run but Jamie dawdled and they realised their mistake and we had to pay the entire bill. Damn Jamie, he can run fast enough when he tries to get away from me.

Mieke and me under the stars.

The gangs all here.

See if you can spot the impostor at the back. We do not know him! I do this all the time to other people’s photos stick my unfamialr head in. Once I did it in Berlin and almost got beaten up by some sorority girls. And now someone has done it to me, you can’t imagine how excited I am. I am over the moon this is one of my favourite all-time pictures. Ever. I might get it framed.

Cluck, cluck, cluck

The other week I went to my friends Lucy’s hen night. It was everything you can imagine a hen night can be. Although there was no stripper but here they go all the way so best for my nerves that there wasn’t one .

The best way to experience the vibe is to view the photos below. Men you may want to cover your eyes.

Lucy and her friend nicked named Colin the Cock. Yes it was a giant penis, and it was inflatable and it never left her side for 9 hours.

The Hens in the london rain

Me and the Ultimate Hen!

This is Lucy's favouite picture of hereself, I think it is because of the classy way the fag is dangling out of her mouth.

A more excited Hen you did never see!

Illness takes hold

I am sick. I am at home. I can’t speak my throat is too sore. I have to watch crap tv and feel sorry for myself.

I am also having flashes of a fever which is making me sweaty and stinky. I do not like it.

The only redeeming feature of this day is that a bathroom catalogue has arrived and I can start choosing a bath and a toilet for the new flat. Hidden toilet cistern or not? I think I am too sick to make any big decisions, best to sleep on it.

xxxxx

ps, now I am sneezing, proper snotty sneezes, when will it end?