And Jamie is flying into New York tomorrow. I am a little bit worried. am I really? or am I just tired and exaggerating things? Well we’ll never know.
Also I start my detox tomorrow I shall outline it below so you can feel my pain.
7:00 hot water with lemon
8:00 celery and cucumber juice (it’s rank it’s tastes like salty sea water and old man breath)
10:30 another green juice
12:30 salad with dressing!
3:00 grapes or seeds or wait for it tomatoes!
7:00 salad again. but if I get desperate I can add some millet or hummus. I will get desperate I can tell you now.
And I am doing it for 7 days, god it’s draining and also I get really grumpy as you can imagine and I smell food that I can’t eat. Hence why Jamie would rather be in NY than anywhere near me because he gets angry with me smelling his food. And i get angry that all I can do is smell his food and I make him eat far away from me and then he refuses and then i get angry and really it's no good for our realtionship.
Why am I doing it? That’s a good question and I really wish I could answer it. I would say something like new year, fresh start, better for my skin, clear your body clear your mind. But let’s be honest it’s all about losing some weight and I have done it once before and it made my face look skinny. So I am doing it and have ordered about £80 worth of veggies to do it. Nutso.
Anyway will update you throughout the week. Just to warn you the updates will not be full of sweetness and light.
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