So as you may know I am not a religious person, but I love God for Easter four days of no work with sunshine and sleep ins.
Thank God Jesus came back from the dead, not that I believe that. I think he was probably a nice guy preaching love and forgiveness but did he rise from the Dead? I don’t think so. It’s impossible. But he might have gone into a coma and then woken up in a tomb, freaked out banged on the door and was like ‘Dudes let me out.’ And they were like ‘Shit Jesus is still alive.’ And then they opened the door and there he was. And he said ‘Could you have checked my pulse, my heartbeat, held a mirror in front of my mouth?, these are all really basic things dudes.’ And they said sorry and then the profession of undertaker was born.
God bless Easter.
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