Conversations that Jamie and I have had.

After spending an hour getting ready for a wedding and spending over £140 pounds on a dress
Jamie: You know that dress you are wearing
Andrea: Yeah
Jamie: I think I know the problem with it
Andrea: If you going to say anything negative don’t say anything at all.
Jamie: Silence

Andrea: Hi
Jamie: Hi drea is it important? I am really busy at work.
Andrea: Yes it is important. Very important.
Jamie: What’s the problem?
Andrea: What am I going to have for my dinner?
Jamie: Goodbye. Hangs up

Andrea: Did you like the dinner I made you. I used up everything in the fridge.
Jamie: Yeah it was yummy.
Andrea: I thought it was yuck
Jamie: Yeah me too
Andrea: I’m not joking
Jamie: Me neither.

I was wearing heels and therefore taller than him. I had taken them off because my feet were sore.
Jamie: did you take your shoes off so I would be taller than you.
Andrea HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. No.


Andrea : I read today that having your cell phone beside the bed interrupts your sleep and can shorten your life
Jamie: hmm
Andrea: your blackberry is always on and always bedside the bed
Jamie: I have to have it on, it’s my job.
Andrea: you are shortening my life!
Jamie: Would you like to continue sleeping in the bed, in the house that my job pays for.
Andrea: Yes
Jamie: Well then. There’s nothing more to say.
Andrea: I am not happy. And a little bit closer to death.