The last blog update was in July, July! well I don't need to tell you my
faithful followers, I'm sure the only people reading my blog now is my parents and because my mum has the
slowest i
nternet in the world
probably just my dad who is on holiday at the moment so no one is reading my blog. It's like the old saying if a tree falls in
the forest and no one is around to here it does it make a noise?
Anyway since we last spoke there have been ch-
ch changes Bowie style. The
biggest change is that I am
pregnant! exciting and freaky at the same time, actually not so freaky anymore more just a little bit annoying. The annoying things about being
pregnant in no
particular order are:
Not being able to drink alcohol
All day morning sickness, no
vomiting but I felt hungover all day for about 5 weeks, complete with headaches. Feeling hungover but not being able to drink. Oh the irony.
Eczema all over my legs and
arms when I was in New York. I
looked like a
leper.
tired all the time and then sleeping during the day and not being able to sleep at night.
Zits. actually i had zits before but i am blaming the baby because somehow it's less shameful then blaming myself for picking my skin when I am bored.
Having to wake up and wee in the middle of the night like a 80 year old woman, by the way when this does happen to me at 80 or whenever, I'm wearing nappies. Already decided.
And because I am only 13 weeks I look fat not pregnant, that's right fat, not pregnant. I keep on stroking my stomach so
people think I am
pregnant but I just look like a perv.
On my god I forgot the most annoying thing being unable to eat any, I mean any, of my favourite foods like salami, any types of cheeses that I like and I can't
remember all of the other things I can't eat but salami and cheese that's bad enough. Oh not it's not I'm also not allowed to eat any rare meat. Jesus.
A strong aversion to
anything tomato based or with cream on it. Cream I love cream. So
basically I can't eat the foods I like and don't want to eat the foods I like and I am allowed to eat.
Dramaz.
And I have a new job at
gmtv, it's a breakfast show in the
uk like Breakfast in New Zealand but
obviously not as low rent because it has 10 times the budget. Really nice people and I feel really lucky to be working there.
Especially since I am going on maternity leave soon.
So soon I will be a mum and
Jamie will be a dad. Last night in bed
Jamie suggested we call the
baby after him, Jamie Jr. I mean really.
xxxxx